When my Husband comes home, if the kids are still alive, I figure I've done my job.
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
Men can read maps better than women. 'Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
(This picture is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 Generic license. - Photo by Alan Light. Modifications by gh5046)
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