April 24, 2011

Fran Lebowitz quotes

Life is something you do when you can't get to sleep.

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

My favorite animal is steak.

Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion-picture star. If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word collectible as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified success.

(This picture is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported license. - David Shankbone)

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