They say men can never experience the pain of childbirth. They can...if you hit them in the goolies with a cricketbat for fourteen hours.
How do you know if it's time to wash the dishes and clean your house? Look inside your pants. If you find a penis in there, it's not time.
British ferries have stopped transporting live animals to the Continent. This has made it very difficult for England fans to get to away matches.
Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
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